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Welcome to Crash Landing! or The One Where Enid Temporarily Becomes Bella Swan.Book tagline: Will Elizabeth lose her best friend? Answer: Not until Sweet Valley Confidential, when power is shifted from ghostwriters back over to Francine who completely shits on everything, including Enid, making her a right-wing bitch who no longer speaks to Liz. We open with 16 year olds George Warren and his girlfriend Enid Rollins in a plane that George is flying.Hold up. 16 year olds flying a plane? In Sweet Valley? Yep, sounds about right.George is moping about (of course hes not actually concentrating on flying, pssshh) because he doesnt love Enid anymore - he loves Robin Wilson now. But he sees how happy Enid is next to him, and he cant bring himself to tell her the truth (except that Robin actually had the balls to break it off with her boyfriend, Allen). In the midst of all this moping and angst (about page 6) George loses control of the plane and has to make a crash landing. He later blames his lack of experience. No comment.Enid ends up perfectly fine in the landing, but she sees that George is in danger. In the process of rescuing George Enid falls against a wing of the plane and hits her lower spine, causing her to lose all feeling in her legs. George cant possibly break up with Enid now, can he?Of course not. That would require him being a. a decent human being and b. not living in Sweet Valley, where people are incapable of being decent human beings. Obviously Enid doesnt need anymore pain than shes been through, but you cant tell this to George.Since Enid has to find out about his love for Robin on her own (good old Liz knows, but St. Liz would never breathe a word) she becomes just like batshit crazy Bella Swan by saying that she has no reason to EVER walk again if Edward, excuse me, GEORGE, were to ever leave her for Robin. No lie. Nope. She actually says that.Elizabeth McMeddlePants Wakefield sticks her size 6 ass into Enids problem by borrowing Mr. Collins kid (who really can swim) by inviting him over while Enid is there, leaving the room, and telling Enid he cant swim. The boy promptly drowns and Enid is miraculously cured by jumping out of her wheelchair to save the day. But people dont care that Enid is no longer an invalid. They only care that Liz saved the day. Yep.With being able to walk again comes (thank god) clearheadedness as Enid finally realizes what a needy turd she was being and tells Liz she is okay with George and Robin - at least, as much as she can be, for she only wants to see him happy. Ahhh. Now how about a girl who is that smart the WHOLE book, for once?Meanwhile, Jess has decided she is tired of being the Evil Twin (for one book, anyway). In the next book she is going to run away to San Francisco, but its set up for in this book by everyone in her family picking on Jess, and she gets extremely fed up. Jess is taken with a new cooking class (for a boy, natch, at least for a little while) and while preparing a seafood dinner for her family she forgets to cook everything fully and ends up giving her family food poisoning. Its pretty hilarious. She gets a ribbing for other things too, but they are so trivial that of course Jessica suddenly thinks all of this should make her run away. I could think of a much better reason for her to skip town : she framed her sister for involuntary manslaughter. But hey, what do I know? After all, I actually READ these books.

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